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Scwoogie 

A hooked wire, similar to a drain hair removal tool, but made of steel and designed to be inserted into the penis of a torture subject. Once it goes in, it’s not coming out.
I let my girlfriend try out her scwoogie on me last night. It felt amazing going in, but when I tried to pull it out, a bunch of hooks came out of my dick. Doctor says it comes off with the scwoogie.
Scwoogie by I Farted Too Hard December 7, 2018
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scroogie 

you gotta scroogie?
scroogie by cobrasick October 16, 2008

schwoogies 

Derogatory term used to describe the blax. Gained popularity when a Philly radio show led by Kidd Chris repeatedly played a song by Lady Gash referencing schwoogies. Kidd Chris and the other members involved in the incident were terminated two months later after an "investigation." Here are the lyrics to said song:
Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet it's a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles.
schwoogies by fennec2009 May 21, 2008

shwoogie 

A discreet way of calling someone a nigger.
That shwoogie stole my wallet!
shwoogie by BoBinkski November 20, 2004

Schwoogie 

of negroid roots, negroidus ,see mooncricket
Two schwoogies broke into my house and stole my tv
Schwoogie by pete. September 11, 2005
a low class African America that is loud and obnoxious, usually accompanied by 10 screaming nigglets and an Access card with a food stamp balance of a million dollars to support all their illlegitament demon spawns while da baby daddy is up at da state pen.
1)Joe knew it was the 1st of the month by all the Swoogies in the supermarket.

2)Man when I went to South Street, it was crawling with Swoogies.