Scurring 

To avoid paying taxes

I was going to pay taxes but I would be better off scurring.

Scurring by Wrongbet March 23, 2009

slurring your text 

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

slurring your text by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010

snurring 

a feline action; snoring and purring at the same time

My cat was always snurring when she slept

snurring by JSweit8573 February 21, 2010

slurring 

"to pronounce (a syllable, word, etc.) incorrectly by combining, reducing, or omitting sounds, as in hurried or careless utterance."

basically, you're drunk as fuck and you mess up your speech, playa.

me: i can't get too drunk, i'm cathy-lock...i'll go to hell!!
michelle: take the brandy away from her, she's slurring.

incorrect: cathy-lock
correct: Catholic

slurring by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 9, 2006

Scarring 

Throwing your brother off a cliff while you proclaim to him "Long live the king"

Pumba: "Did you hear about that scarring in the canyon last week?"
Timon: "That must have really scarred Simba"

Scarring by HolySpaceCow September 30, 2016

snurring 

The sound a woman who does not snore, but only purrs, makes while sleeping.

She fell asleep and for someone who does not snore, she sure was snurring very loudly.

snurring by Me_at_home May 26, 2009

scurrying 

An aviation term that discribes a crew member hunching down and walking back to his or her own hotel room so they won't be detected because they just had sex with someone they were not suppose to have sex with.

I saw Jessica scurrying back to her room this morning after being with that pig Matt.

scurrying by Greg and kim May 15, 2006