Stat

Short for "statistic", particularly referring to any numerical measurable in sports, like touchdowns, field goal percentage, slugging etc.
"Chris Bosh is a good-stats-on-a-bad-team player"
-Bill Simmons.
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Stat

Noun.
Term used when referring to attractive underage girl(s) whom, if engaged in sexual relations with could lead to statutory rape charges.
Damn, I have never seen so much Stat at the mall before!
by TheBigiQ March 14, 2010
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Stat

Shortened version of the word statutory. Used to describe a girl that is significantly younger than yourself. Who may or may not be 18 years old.
"What's up bro you tryna hang out with some stats tonight?"

"Nah man, they are still in highschool. Like they just got their licenses."
"Well a license to drive is a license to ride"
"That is fucked up"
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Stat

Stat has a variable amount of meanings. If it is used as an insult to another person it means the person who is saying this word is extremely jealous of another person in the areas of female sexuality. The derivative of this word comes from the early 21st century by a poetic Chris Blain attempting to make an insult on a Royer, see definition. Since Royers cant be insulted the term changed to a more acceptable meaning.
"Shut up stat!". Meaning shut up its not my fault you get more girls then I do.
by Joseph Thiet October 05, 2004
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STAT

Short form for Statim, which is Latin for immediately medical
I need a knife... stat....
by PorscheFanatic March 19, 2004
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stat

An abbreviation of the Latin statim, "immediately", often used in medical contexts
-The patient's heart just stopped working.
-We need a defibrillator in here stat!
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A-stat

By combining "ASAP" and "stat", it means to do something even faster than either of these words alone would intend.
to a friend: "Get his dick out of you A-stat! He's got the hiv!"
by mc-muffintop September 09, 2009
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