Scrubitis 

The disease in which you act like a scrub.

Robert - That kid definitely has a huge case of Scrubitis.
David - I agree...

Scrubitis by Scrotie The Fish November 19, 2010

Scrubiliciousness 

When a person exhibits the factors of a scrub consistently

Wow! That guy who just tripped over the watermelon is full of scrubiliciousness

Scrubiliciousness by Iker The Critiquer August 3, 2011

succubitis 

When an innocent soul is seduced into the realm of a succubus, they have acquired succubitis. Their lives get taken over by their bitchy, controlling girlfriends. The longer they are involved with the succubus, the more extreme their case becomes.

Side affects include: loss of rational thought, extreme mood swings, raging emotions, broken electronic devices.

1. Oftentimes, succubus' prey on groups of guys that are friends. If your friend has a girlfriend and all of a sudden she changes her mind and comes for you, run. She is clearly a succubus coming for your soul.
2. if she is a butterface. If she had a nice face, she wouldn't need to prey on innocent souls to find a man. Despite your interest in her curves, avoid the succubus at all costs.
3. if she has no friends. AKA, friendless. A succubus is always desperate for that special one to talk to 24/7, as she has no real friends in her life.
4. if she seems too perfect. For many men, this is what really gets them. If she has season tickets to your favorite sports team, has a killer house, and likes to have sex all the time, then you know she is a succubus. Despite your instinct to keep her around for the extra benefits, it will hurt you in the end. badly.

Friend 1: Look at Will, he's got a new girl.
Friend 2: Yeah, I know who she is. she's got the succubus signs.
Friend: O shit, we better get him away before he catches succubitis.

{playing of "you belong with me" backwards followed by a loud scream.}
Will: Thanks you guys, she almost got me there.

succubitis by the PHS doctah October 27, 2010

Scrubbish

1. The act of being a scrub
a.Sucks and has no life
b.Bum
c.Washed-up
d.Deadbeat

Doms so scrubbish, he needs to get a real job.

Scrubbish by FreeTrial4DeatH June 29, 2007

Scrubstitution

When a sports team, most commonly basketball, knows a game is out of reach and subs in the bench warmers to play out the rest of the game.

Endicott knew the Scots had won so the coach went to Gary on his bench for a Scrubstitution.

Scrubstitution by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

scrubstitution

A player substitution at the very end of a basketball game in which one or several low-skilled players (the scrubs) get to enter the game. Generally this happens when the team the scrub is playing for is winning or losing by at least 20 points. Also known as "garbage time."

We're winning by forty points with 30 seconds left. Time for a scrubstitution!

scrubstitution by the Punster March 1, 2010

Scrubtastic 

A man that is considered to be good at absolutely nothing. Mostly not having anything like a job, car, or a place to live and is not willing to do so.

Why do you bother with these scrubtastic dudes. They don't want to work, and expect you to take care of them.

Scrubtastic by Envy H May 20, 2015