Sheldon Williams

A former Duke University basketball player who is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players ever. His ears are too small and his eyes are too far apart.

Wow, that alien kind of looks like Sheldon Williams...Wait, it is Sheldon Williams

by Mavericklax4 April 01, 2007

Clue Glue

Sperm shot out of the slang term for boner, a "clue."

"Man, I did so well on that test I almost shot clue glue all over myself."

by Mavericklax4 April 02, 2007

Fukuoka

A baseball team that no one in the world outside of Fukuoka, Japan cares about.

Fukuoka is lame. The Yankees would taint punch you. Suck on that.

by Mavericklax4 April 02, 2007

Mickie D's

Nickname for McDonald's, the world's largest fast food chain.

Let's hit up Mickie D's on the way home.

by Mavericklax4 April 01, 2007

Brain Shart

Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.

Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.

Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.

by Mavericklax4 May 07, 2007

Sapped

Sap is the creamy substance that comes out of your man tree. When one saps, one excretes this fluid.

I just sapped myself.

by Mavericklax4 May 07, 2007

Lorenzo Mata

A forward on the UCLA Bruins basketball team. He is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. He also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.

"Oh my, does that player have a nose disease?"
"No, that's just Lorenzo Mata. He's a huge tool."

by Mavericklax4 April 01, 2007