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Definitions by Mavericklax4

Sap is the creamy substance that comes out of your man tree. When one saps, one excretes this fluid.
I just sapped myself.
Sapped by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007
The substance that comes out of your man tree, i.e. sperm.
Natedogg, you'd better have been climbing a freakin' tree. You have sap all over your shorts bro.
Sap by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007

Brain Shart 

Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.
Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.

Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.
Brain Shart by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007

Scrubstitution

When a sports team, most commonly basketball, knows a game is out of reach and subs in the bench warmers to play out the rest of the game.
Endicott knew the Scots had won so the coach went to Gary on his bench for a Scrubstitution.
Scrubstitution by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007
"Dude, I didn't study for that exam today...Touched!"
Touched by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

Bartoned 

What happens when a team loses a basketball game in which they had it won, such as up by 7 points with 45 seconds left. This most often happens in a D II Championship game.
"oh man, we just got bartoned! We were up 10 points with under 2 minutes left!"
Bartoned by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007
A guy who thinks he's God's gift to women and better than everyone else. You can find him hitting the clubs on the weekends, ladykillin' with a jack and coke in hand. They are always huge tools and have more muscle than is practical on a human, an absurb amount of hair gel, a gold chain, and chest hair popping out of an opened shirt.
"You see that dude over there with the spiked hair and the popped collar trying to spit game to those girls? What a Shooterrr haha!"
shooter by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007