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succubitis

When an innocent soul is seduced into the realm of a succubus, they have acquired succubitis. Their lives get taken over by their bitchy, controlling girlfriends. The longer they are involved with the succubus, the more extreme their case becomes.

Side affects include: loss of rational thought, extreme mood swings, raging emotions, broken electronic devices.

1. Oftentimes, succubus' prey on groups of guys that are friends. If your friend has a girlfriend and all of a sudden she changes her mind and comes for you, run. She is clearly a succubus coming for your soul.
2. if she is a butterface. If she had a nice face, she wouldn't need to prey on innocent souls to find a man. Despite your interest in her curves, avoid the succubus at all costs.
3. if she has no friends. AKA, friendless. A succubus is always desperate for that special one to talk to 24/7, as she has no real friends in her life.
4. if she seems too perfect. For many men, this is what really gets them. If she has season tickets to your favorite sports team, has a killer house, and likes to have sex all the time, then you know she is a succubus. Despite your instinct to keep her around for the extra benefits, it will hurt you in the end. badly.
Friend 1: Look at Will, he's got a new girl.
Friend 2: Yeah, I know who she is. she's got the succubus signs.
Friend: O shit, we better get him away before he catches succubitis.

{playing of "you belong with me" backwards followed by a loud scream.}
Will: Thanks you guys, she almost got me there.
by the PHS doctah October 27, 2010
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Scrubitis

Robert - That kid definitely has a huge case of Scrubitis.
David - I agree...
by Scrotie The Fish November 19, 2010
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SuccuBitch

Evil devilwoman sent from hell to pull your best mate firstly away from you, then to try and split you and your friend apart with the sly temptressness.

Example: Succubitch's Name=Ho Unlucky victim=J
Ho goes out with J. Ho messes J about. Ho takes
Example: Succubitch's Name=Ho Unlucky victim=J
Victims Mate=J2

Ho goes out with J. Ho messes J about. Ho takes J away from many wonderful things such as watching the footie or playing on PS3s with J2. Ho then dumps J for some bullshit reason like "you're too nice"

Ho then tries to come on to J2: Two possiblities

Good : J2 tells Succubitch to "jog on"
Bad : J2 goes out with Succubitch and the cycle continues to J3
by Jimmezies2 December 23, 2007
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succubitch

A girl who is both soul sucking and bitchy; an extension of succubus.
My ex girlfriend is a succubitch. I hope she dies.
by BioHaXX May 19, 2007
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succubation

The act of seducing a subordinate male. Subjecting a man to a woman's devastating charms.
Molly uses succubation on random males in order not to feel lonely.
by TheIncubi January 16, 2010
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