Scrubtastic 

A man that is considered to be good at absolutely nothing. Mostly not having anything like a job, car, or a place to live and is not willing to do so.

Why do you bother with these scrubtastic dudes. They don't want to work, and expect you to take care of them.

Scrubtastic by Envy H May 20, 2015

Scrubtastic 

A word you would use to describe someone who tries to sound cool by bragging about something nobody cares about

Player: "Did you see the Heat beat the Celtics yesterday?"

Scrub: "No, but I bet you noobs don't know who won the volleyball championship."

Player: "Quit being scrubtastic."

Scrubtastic by Kill Castro May 31, 2011

scrotastic 

Something is ball tinglingly good

My! You are looking simply scrotastic tonight,my dear

scrotastic by Eduard Cuntënheimer January 2, 2005

scrotastic 

A word discribing how much something is like a scrotum. To be scrotastic is to be like a scrotum.

"That was scrotastic!"

scrotastic by fwagart May 17, 2007

subtastic 

Originally from the comedy sketch show 'The Kids in the Hall', "subtastic" conveyed the idea that the speaker was about to say 'substandard', but quickly changed his mind to 'fantastic' after smelling the wonderful aroma conveyed by the subject of the conversation.

"I've called you into my office to talk about your poor performance at work. Frankly, your work has been sub... quickly changes his mind ...tastic!"

hence, subtastic.

subtastic by markp93 October 1, 2006

Scrotasticity 

Adj. describes the physical properties and characteristics of an object whose size, shape, general form, texture, pliability and prolongation resembles that of the human scrotum.

1. "My word, that hacky-sack sure has a lot of scrotasticity."


2. Socks.


3. "Gosh, my balls appear to be losing their scrotasticity!"

Scrotasticity by Adzza and Ruckus December 26, 2008

Scrantastic 

The feeling of pride associated with living in or being from Scranton, Pa.

A: "How are you feeling today?"
B: "Scrantastic! The sun is shining and I'm taking the day to go to the Gorge.

or

A: The way The Office portrays Scranton is Scrantastic!

Scrantastic by Rusty_too March 12, 2008