Scrotzma

When you get eczema on your scrotum after a rough shave and you mistakenly confuse it for an std. You pour undiluted disinfectant on your balls to kill the infection and it becomes gangrened

What the f*** Bele! That's some gnarly Scrotzma! Why don't you stop dipping your dick in dettol and use some sudocrem instead mate.

by MedicoFrank September 17, 2020

scrotmanhay

A word frequently to describe the undesirable district of Cotmanhay

Have you heard? Adam's moved into Scrotmanhay! Hahahaha!

by David Byrne December 4, 2005

Scrotumatthew

1: A person who engages in oral sex for money. They also pull on the hairs of the customer while they are performing the act.

A woman is sucking on a mans who-dilly and pulls on the hairs of his little butthole and gives him a weird type of pleasure only he enjoys. This woman is a "Scrotumatthew".

by Smuckada Brown March 22, 2009

scrotumaster

(1) A term used to make fun of a gay person.

(2) Also an insult to a straight person meaning they are gay.

(1) Bob: I saw John walking into a gay bar yesterday.
Tom: No way! I didnt know he was a scrotumaster!

(2) Jimmy has been acting like such a scrotumaster lately.

by Max H. July 11, 2006

scrotomascular

something so amazingly sexy that ur scrotem starts to burn and tingle and u need to put cold water or ice on it.

jason: wow what a cool... are u ok
devin: o dear jesus i need help!

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

scrotoma

n. Numb, denervated, essentially “blind” patch of skin on the genitals caused by nerve damage during a surgical repair of a groin hernia.

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Oooo! You like that don’t you baby!?

Sorry? Were you touching me? My surgeon said that after my operation I would have a very numb, very large scrotoma.

Well, it’s numb all right, Sugar. But from here it don’t look all that large.

by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

Scrotumation

Ball busting piece of shit equipment

Having just broke his laptop. He’s was suffering from scrotumation after busting his balls

by Sahara Lev November 13, 2023