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Scrotzma 

When you get eczema on your scrotum after a rough shave and you mistakenly confuse it for an std. You pour undiluted disinfectant on your balls to kill the infection and it becomes gangrened
What the f*** Bele! That's some gnarly Scrotzma! Why don't you stop dipping your dick in dettol and use some sudocrem instead mate.
Scrotzma by MedicoFrank September 17, 2020
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scrotmanhay 

A word frequently to describe the undesirable district of Cotmanhay
Have you heard? Adam's moved into Scrotmanhay! Hahahaha!
scrotmanhay by David Byrne December 4, 2005

Scrotumatthew 

1: A person who engages in oral sex for money. They also pull on the hairs of the customer while they are performing the act.
A woman is sucking on a mans who-dilly and pulls on the hairs of his little butthole and gives him a weird type of pleasure only he enjoys. This woman is a "Scrotumatthew".
Scrotumatthew by Smuckada Brown March 22, 2009

scrotumaster

(1) A term used to make fun of a gay person.

(2) Also an insult to a straight person meaning they are gay.
(1) Bob: I saw John walking into a gay bar yesterday.
Tom: No way! I didnt know he was a scrotumaster!

(2) Jimmy has been acting like such a scrotumaster lately.
scrotumaster by Max H. July 11, 2006

scrotomascular 

something so amazingly sexy that ur scrotem starts to burn and tingle and u need to put cold water or ice on it.
jason: wow what a cool... are u ok
devin: o dear jesus i need help!
scrotomascular by samuel adams January 27, 2005

scrotoma 

n. Numb, denervated, essentially “blind” patch of skin on the genitals caused by nerve damage during a surgical repair of a groin hernia.

……………………..
Oooo! You like that don’t you baby!?

Sorry? Were you touching me? My surgeon said that after my operation I would have a very numb, very large scrotoma.

Well, it’s numb all right, Sugar. But from here it don’t look all that large.
scrotoma by gnostic3 November 7, 2022

Scrotumation 

Having just broke his laptop. He’s was suffering from scrotumation after busting his balls
Scrotumation by Sahara Lev November 13, 2023
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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