Scrotumsac

Your ball sac,testicle

Whats up Scrotumsac

by Jabony December 10, 2015

scrotumnal equinox

The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.

Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!

Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!

by Hammer of Jesus May 29, 2020

scrotumscribe

to scribe a scrotum, or in other words, draw a circle around a scrotum.

Lance armstrong balls would be scrotumscribed, it is obvious he has a halo around his balls.

by spaidaknigga November 30, 2007

scrotumhagen

placing of the scrotum in one's lip as if it were a dip of copenhagen

Fred, if that bitch doesn't shut the fuck up, im gonna give her a dip of scrotumhagen!

by Colin April 11, 2005

Slapping scrotums

When a man inserts his penis into the rectum of another gentleman, the two scrotums (scrota?) come into contact. As the intercourse intensifies, the scrotums will make a distinctive slapping sound. Umm, at least that's what I've heard. I read about it once, honestly.

Buck: So are you and Carl dating or what?
Ned: Nah, we just slapped scrotums a few times.

by Trevor Alexander July 27, 2004

Scrotumnavigate

An amalgamation of the words Scrotum and Circumnavigate.

To avoid an issue, and come back to where you started.

Proverbially, to beat around the bush.

John: Dude, why is my girlfriend's bra is hanging on the end of your bed?

Fred: Well, see it's time to do the washing and, hey, what are you doing this Friday? Do you want to go to the club?

John: Dude, don't scrotumnavigate the issue.

by BarelyMyself March 14, 2009

scrotums

A way to describe a flasher flashing his testicles at you.

I know officer it was strange. That crazy old man was flashing his scrotums at me.

by Alex Rosenstock May 7, 2008