scribographer 

One who writes down facts and information. Especially when they write on behalf of a group of people. First created for use in the McLovin corporation, for use in their quarterly meetings.

With all of this information flying around, I hope they have appointed a scribographer.

scribographer by Jonathan Elmore September 27, 2007

Scrotographer 

Someone who persists in taking so many ridiculous candid photos for their FB page that only a kick in the nads will stop them.

Jed: Little Lexi's bowling party seems to be going well!
Zed: Yes, except for that guy taking all the dumb action photos with his iphone.
Jed: Yeah, he's bugging the kids
Zed: He's a scrotographer. I'll fix him!

Scrotographer by Ned Wazoo April 12, 2012

Scrotographer 

One who takes images of ball bags for a living.

Charlene woke for another hard day of sacks in her face, "is this scrotographer life really it for me?" She wined as she flicked through yesterday's nut hammocks.

Scrotographer by Wingardium Leviosaaaaaar March 29, 2015

Scrotographer 

a person who photographs scrotums, either for fun or as part of a job, or ad hoc need. OR a person who photographs celebrities. if you think of celebs as wrinkly scrotums.

Jeremy loves collecting pictures of ball sacks -- he's a real scrotographer. John works for one of those supermarket rtags; he's a Hollywood scrotographer.

Scrotographer by Judo Gnomie June 29, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019