Scrotness 

Super grotty from "grottyness" and it's fucken digesting super rotten gross Ness.Also from the word scrotum. Super rotten. Also a band in Invercargill

Fuck it had super scrotness. "Your so scrotty " That's some gross scrotness.

Scrotness by MissMartini November 17, 2017

Scrotissorie 

Describes the crotchal activity of men during long periods of hot outdoor labor.

While mowing his lawn, Ricky Myren cooked a scrotissorie.

Scrotissorie by Mahlbs April 27, 2016

Scrotesque

1. Having the unpleasant qualities of the scrotum, including the wrinkliness and flaccid squashiness thereto attributed.
2. Appearing to have the odor of an unwashed nut-sac.

Oh duuuude, that old man leering at you is scrotesque!

Scrotesque by Valerie February 3, 2005

scroteless 

Weak, feeble, unenergetic. (to have no scrotum) Can be said about a male or female.

I drank too much last night and I feel scroteless today. I know it sucks, but (s)he's too damn scroteless to do anything about it. That's the most scroteless vacuum cleaner I ever tried to use.

scroteless by radiohead3885 April 14, 2005

Chest Scrotes 

The baggy, elongated breasts of an older woman, resembling the male scrotum.

"I was roundin second base when I caught a glimps of her chest scrotes and got limp."

"Dude that Hilary Clinton's got some bangin chest scrotes!"

Chest Scrotes by Shmoopin September 13, 2009

Shortness of breath 

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

Scroteus 

Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}

This is the dawning of the Age of Scroteus, AGE OF SCROTEUUUUUSSS! Scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!

Scroteus by Jesus D. August 14, 2008