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Scrotissorie 

Describes the crotchal activity of men during long periods of hot outdoor labor.
While mowing his lawn, Ricky Myren cooked a scrotissorie.
Scrotissorie by Mahlbs April 27, 2016

scrotastinate 

When your lady stays out late with her girlfriends just to avoid sex.
Sure, l'll have another drink so I don't have to go home and do Bob. Yes, I'll scrotastinate and do him tomorrow..
scrotastinate by C.Lit May 20, 2010

scrotastic 

Something is ball tinglingly good
My! You are looking simply scrotastic tonight,my dear
scrotastic by Eduard Cuntënheimer January 2, 2005

scrotastic 

A word discribing how much something is like a scrotum. To be scrotastic is to be like a scrotum.
"That was scrotastic!"
scrotastic by fwagart May 17, 2007

Scrotasticity 

Adj. describes the physical properties and characteristics of an object whose size, shape, general form, texture, pliability and prolongation resembles that of the human scrotum.
1. "My word, that hacky-sack sure has a lot of scrotasticity."


2. Socks.


3. "Gosh, my balls appear to be losing their scrotasticity!"
Scrotasticity by Adzza and Ruckus December 26, 2008
The bit of loose skin between a man's anus and his scrotum gets hairy during puberty impossible to shave has flaps because it gets squashed

Women like licking it even though guys think it's gay
Guy 1: A girl licked my scroass last night it was weird as
Guy 2: Duuuuuude that's gross

Guy 3: I mean I'd kinda like my scroass getting licked
Scroass by Jgiemmniay March 20, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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