Definitions by MissMartini

Sea Turtled 

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle

“Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”

Sea Turtled by MissMartini September 7, 2025

pestaphile 

A frequent pest who performs semi-sexual gestures on colleagues and unsuspecting members of the public.

Have you met Jeremy Wells? "Oh you mean that Pestaphile"

pestaphile by MissMartini June 4, 2018

Scrotness 

Super grotty from "grottyness" and it's fucken digesting super rotten gross Ness.Also from the word scrotum. Super rotten. Also a band in Invercargill

Fuck it had super scrotness. "Your so scrotty " That's some gross scrotness.

Scrotness by MissMartini November 17, 2017

scroteonus 

Another spelling from Scrotness

That's scroteonus. It was full of scrot. Meaning scrot ty or scrotness

scroteonus by MissMartini November 17, 2017