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Scroteration 

(Skro-tur-ay-shun)

1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!

Scrapgoat 

A word used by those who graduated 6th grade English way too long ago. It is used to describe a person who was falsely accused and is pretty pissed off. Not to be confused with the word “scapegoat” for that makes too much sense.
“Did you hear Judy was falsely accused last night?”-Hana
“Damn bro I didn’t know they’d make her into a scrapgoat like that.”-Your dumbass friend Alex
Scrapgoat by Nicky Nativity January 29, 2020

Scroglaties 

the act of combining pilates with scrogging
I was going to go for a run after she left, but instead we did Scroglaties for an hour.
Scroglaties by Joe Scroglaties September 18, 2012

scrotrot 

A term for a sexually transmitted infection - cf. nobrot
Jim's got scrotrot again
scrotrot by Mercunium August 13, 2003

scrotate 

1. Movement of the scrotum (i.e. man-sac) in a circular motion.
2. Instruction by a volleyball referee with scrotum on the brain.
1. KLL: I love sitting in my chair at work and scrotating.
KP: I didn't know you could still do that.
KLL: I can now...thank god for my new set of neuticles.
2. "Side-out, SCROTATE!'
scrotate by fu_db May 22, 2009

scrot goat 

The title you give someone who sucks balls the best.
when fleshia wraps her lips around you're balls, you'll see shes the scrot goat.
scrot goat by bert and jerry June 27, 2021