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Scroteration
(Skro-tur-ay-shun)
1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!
Scroteration by Mr W to the R to the C November 25, 2011
Related Words
scrot goat • Scrote Goat • scrotation • scroatboat • scrotato • Scrapgoat • Scroglaties • Scrotalator • scrotate • Scrotateous
Scrapgoat
A word used by those who graduated 6th grade English way too long ago. It is used to describe a person who was falsely accused and is pretty pissed off. Not to be confused with the word “scapegoat” for that makes too much sense.
“Did you hear Judy was falsely accused last night?”-Hana
“Damn bro I didn’t know they’d make her into a scrapgoat like that.”-Your dumbass friend Alex
“Damn bro I didn’t know they’d make her into a scrapgoat like that.”-Your dumbass friend Alex
Scrapgoat by Nicky Nativity January 29, 2020
Scroglaties
Scroglaties by Joe Scroglaties September 18, 2012
scrotate
1. Movement of the scrotum (i.e. man-sac) in a circular motion.
2. Instruction by a volleyball referee with scrotum on the brain.
2. Instruction by a volleyball referee with scrotum on the brain.
scrot goat
scrot goat by bert and jerry June 27, 2021
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