Scroopie 

an attractive girl,

scroopie: a female that the beholder finds attractive, regardless of age size etc, an attractive older woman would be described as a scroopie Milf

Scroopie by Will Esson November 7, 2008

scroogie 

a screwdriver

you gotta scroogie?

scroogie by cobrasick October 16, 2008

Scrookie 

A person that exhibits the qualities that pertain to being both a scrub and a rookie.

"Zach, did you just one-star the 23rd player in the clan war?"
"Yea..."
"You're literally the biggest scrookie I know."
"Yea, I guess that was pretty scrookish of me."

Scrookie by The Judge April 13, 2015

Scoopie 

Scoopie is a game played by 2 or more players. Hold your hand palm-side up. Curl your pinky, ring finger, and thumb into your palm. It will look like the 'shocker' but without the pinky. Now you are ready to scoopie somebody. Find your victim. They Probably should be unsuspecting of your intent. Taking your hand with the two fingers extendend, lift the fingers over the victim's nipple moving upward. As you make contact with the nipple you must say 'Scoopie!' as the unsuspecting person wallows in confusion and humilation, you laugh in self satifaction.

"Dude, Nick just scoopied me"

"Are you ok?"

"I don't know"

Scoopie by Go Mets! June 10, 2009

scrodpiece 

A crotch enhancement seen on the screen during a full body scan. It may offer protection from the rays or, with males, the appearance of being well endowed to the stranger checking you out for explosives.

"If you're flying back home from Amsterdam you best wear a scrodpiece"

" Bruce's lead scrodpiece lit up the scanner like a Christmas tree."

scrodpiece by Gerivan January 8, 2010

free scoopies 

To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.

Check this mother fucker!! Haha - free scoopies!

free scoopies by porkchop5k August 11, 2007

Scrooples 

Related to Salty, this word can be used in a comedic fashion to express excitement over someone's unfortunate, possibly painful situation.

So Eleanor fucked Jesse to get John jealous. She now unknowingly has syphilis. SCROOPLES!

Scrooples by rickjames911 January 15, 2013