scroobie

A new player to MTGO that makes screwy message board posts. Conjunction of screwy + newbie. Also, an adjective to describe a post by such a player.

Commonly shortened to 'scroob'.

That post is totally scroobie, dude. What's the account creation date of the scroob that wrote it?

Scroob on, loser!

by MTGO player April 22, 2008

Scrooby

The act of voiding feces from the bowels where one doesn't squeeze or force the excrement out of the anus, nor does one clench the sphincter too finish deficating. Scroobyn is the hang time between these too acts, also known as crowning on the thrown.

This fool full cheese greating gooning scroobyn, mofo be crowning on that logg!

by Boogaloo_Shyrimp September 18, 2025