Scrooties

Cooties you get from screwing.

That guy was so nasty, I caught scrooties from him!

by The Queen 826 October 21, 2011

Scrotissorie

Describes the crotchal activity of men during long periods of hot outdoor labor.

While mowing his lawn, Ricky Myren cooked a scrotissorie.

by Mahlbs April 27, 2016

scroogie

a screwdriver

you gotta scroogie?

by cobrasick October 16, 2008

Scrotesque

1. Having the unpleasant qualities of the scrotum, including the wrinkliness and flaccid squashiness thereto attributed.
2. Appearing to have the odor of an unwashed nut-sac.

Oh duuuude, that old man leering at you is scrotesque!

by Valerie February 3, 2005

Scrotius

Older brother of Biggus Dickus, Cousin to Glutius Maximus.
Circa 28 BC

The Roman senate sentenced Scrotius to 20 years in the penial colony.

by gjw May 13, 2006

Scrookie

A person that exhibits the qualities that pertain to being both a scrub and a rookie.

"Zach, did you just one-star the 23rd player in the clan war?"
"Yea..."
"You're literally the biggest scrookie I know."
"Yea, I guess that was pretty scrookish of me."

by The Judge April 13, 2015

scrotismal

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.

Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011