Scrooge McDick

A person or persons of the rich variety who hoard money and are assholes. The kind of person you rob.

I found scrooge mcdick walking home and took him for his ducketts.

Scrooge McDick by Handledeesnuts June 29, 2020

Scrooge McDucking 

To dive into and swim around in a large pile of gold coins to celebrate one's wealth, as made famous by cartoon character Scrooge McDuck.

Man, John is so rich, he goes Scrooge McDucking in his yacht everyday.

John: Hey guys, you want to come to my mansion and go Scrooge McDucking?

Scrooge McDucking by kbair March 7, 2011

Scrooge McDuck 

verb
To dive headfirst into a pool of gold coins, literally swimming through your wealth, an activity popularized by its namesake. Because when you're as rich as he is, there's literally nothing better you can do with your money. Can apply to representations of wealth aside from gold coins, such as silver coins, dollar bills, etc.

The rivalry between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs really came down to one point of contention: the proper method of Scrooge McDucking. While Steve preferred to swan dive into his pile of 5.426 million shares of Apple, Bill would always cannonball into 101 billion single dollar bills.

Scrooge McDuck by 14bj337 December 23, 2012

Scrooge McDuck'd 

To be taken adavantage of someone you know or trust for no apparent reason.

To explain this and how it pertains to Scrooge McDuck is that Scrooge is being suffocated by his nephews, Heuy, Dewey and Louie so that they can get their inheritance earlier. In this scenario, Heuy is holding a pillow over Scrooge's beak holes, while Louie is holding his beak shut. This happens while Dewey is kicking Scrooge in the balls repeatedly.

I bought this car from my cousin, and I found out the breaks were shot. The fucking guy Scrooge McDuck'd me

Scrooge McDuck'd by jdogg5977 May 5, 2017

scrooge mcduckin' 

Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.

Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.

scrooge mcduckin' by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005

Scrooge McDuck Paper 

Money. Dollar Bills. Scratch, Skrilla, Moolah, Dough, Paper, Ducats, Cheese, Green, Dead Presidents, Greenbacks, Yaper, Cashish, Spinach, Jacksons, Grants, Benjamins...You get the idea.

Maaan, I would hit the titty joint with you guys, but I already spent that fat wad of Scrooge McDuck Paper.

Scrooge McDuck Paper by D-Bruch November 6, 2006

Scrooge McDuckin' It

verb) to jump in, and swim through, an accumulation of a group of similar personal effects in the fashion of fictional millionaire duck, Scrooge McDuck. i.e.) money, legos, comic books, action figures, french fries, etc.

"Man, I was so hungry last night that once that pizza showed up I Scrooge McDucked it right in!"

"I was so pussy crazy last night that I was Scrooge McDuckin' it in that hoe!"

Scrooge McDuckin' It by hotnnasty August 24, 2011