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Bad luck, a damn shame, or an unfortunate occurrence.
At the laundromat:
Doc: "What up dogg."
Timmy: "Nothing much. I lost a quarter under the washing machine a couple minutes ago."
Doc: "That's the breaks."

A week later:
Doc: "What up dogg."
Timmy: "Didn't you hear? I lost my job and my wife left me for the mailman. Oh yeah, and my house burned down during Thanksgiving dinner and my entire family died. What a terrible tragedy!"
Doc: "That's the breaks."
by Nick D March 18, 2004
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A nick-name for an arcade named "8 On 'The Break'" (8otb) that is located in Dunellen, New Jersey.

The Break is where all the cool people hang out, like Happy Days.
Chef: "Hey adam, do you want to go to the break?"
Adam: "Not today, I'm broke"
Chef: "I love you"
by TeN January 26, 2004
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1) The football team thats down 7-0 in the fourth quarter recovers a fumble. "That's the breaks."

2) "Hey, man. What's up?"

"I just met this girl. She's perfect. I love her."

"That's great. Congrats. You ask her to marry you?"

"Yeah. She said no."

"Ouch. Those are the breaks."
by S. Writer July 10, 2008
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An 80's rap song from Kurtis Blow. It is recommended that you listen to it for yourself to understand what it truly means.
"Clap y'hands everybody, if you got what it takes....'cause I'm Kurtis Blow and I want'chu t'know that these are the breaks!"
-beginning of The Breaks

You want an example of this song? Play Grand Theft Auto : Vice City!
by Dave January 15, 2004
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"Billy got beat up today"
"Did he win?"
"No, he got the breaks and is now in the hospital."
by Kevin Moore June 06, 2006
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'The break' is used when something or someone does something embarrassing, and you feel embarrassed for them.
'Her skirt blew up outside the club lastnight'

OMG the break for her
by WEEPOOHEAD October 27, 2017
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