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Scrimmer 

A bloke who gets around like they shouldn't even be allowed to be getting around in the first place. Is unaware of how dumb they are that's how dumb they are.
"oi mate you don't hold a shovel like that. It's upside down you scrimmer"
Scrimmer by brayvo July 23, 2019

schimmel 

schimmel is another word used to describe "tissue".
I have a runny nose; pass me a schimmel.
Pass me the box of schimmels so I do not infect everyone.
schimmel by trombona November 16, 2014

schimmelfig

This word refers to uncontrolable bowels while involved in a activity such as lifting , playing an instrument , or having sex. It refers to the loss of control of the bowels and the spray of fecal matter allover a room or person.
Examp. #1 I had him bent over and was about to shove it in his anus and he let go a schimmelfig allover me and the nightstand and the lamp. It took hours to clean up.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.
schimmelfig by William Wood July 10, 2005

Scrimelious Hovaldemotropus 

A mythical mountaneer in Faroe Island folklore. Basically he was a succesful man with regards to the mountaneering society but harboured a dark sexual desire for young children.
Mate, you look like Scrimelious Hovaldemotropus just paid you a little visit.

scrummel 

Substance created when cheap american cheese merges with mayonnaise due to their being allowed to co-mingle for too great a duration. Often found in sub-par sandwiches and wraps.
Bri: "That roast beef wrap was gross."

Chris: "Yeah, that's because all you could taste was the scrummel. I've had better sandwiches from gas stations."
scrummel by El Jquan June 17, 2011

Scrimmer 

Someone going off the deep end. Scrimmin.
"That boy Billy sure is a scrimmer from never leaving the house!" (pronounced SCRIMM-AHHH ~ in a Boston accent.)
Scrimmer by Ricky Gibblahh January 14, 2008
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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