Scrimmel
Scrimmel by Queensmokesalot May 12, 2023
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Scrimmer
A bloke who gets around like they shouldn't even be allowed to be getting around in the first place. Is unaware of how dumb they are that's how dumb they are.
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schimmel
schimmelfig
This word refers to uncontrolable bowels while involved in a activity such as lifting , playing an instrument , or having sex. It refers to the loss of control of the bowels and the spray of fecal matter allover a room or person.
Examp. #1 I had him bent over and was about to shove it in his anus and he let go a schimmelfig allover me and the nightstand and the lamp. It took hours to clean up.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.
schimmelfig by William Wood July 10, 2005
Scrimelious Hovaldemotropus
A mythical mountaneer in Faroe Island folklore. Basically he was a succesful man with regards to the mountaneering society but harboured a dark sexual desire for young children.
Scrimelious Hovaldemotropus by Eagle eyed billy bob January 26, 2010
scrummel
Substance created when cheap american cheese merges with mayonnaise due to their being allowed to co-mingle for too great a duration. Often found in sub-par sandwiches and wraps.
Bri: "That roast beef wrap was gross."
Chris: "Yeah, that's because all you could taste was the scrummel. I've had better sandwiches from gas stations."
Chris: "Yeah, that's because all you could taste was the scrummel. I've had better sandwiches from gas stations."
Scrimmer
Someone going off the deep end. Scrimmin.
"That boy Billy sure is a scrimmer from never leaving the house!" (pronounced SCRIMM-AHHH ~ in a Boston accent.)
Scrimmer by Ricky Gibblahh January 14, 2008