scrummel 

Substance created when cheap american cheese merges with mayonnaise due to their being allowed to co-mingle for too great a duration. Often found in sub-par sandwiches and wraps.

Bri: "That roast beef wrap was gross."

Chris: "Yeah, that's because all you could taste was the scrummel. I've had better sandwiches from gas stations."

scrummel by El Jquan June 17, 2011

scrummer 

A scrummer can also be called a bum, but a high class bum at that. A scrummer is one who wakes up after 11 oclock on a regulaar basis ( weekends and vacations), one who would rock sweatpants regualrly, otfen times with timberland boots. aka scrumberlands, who don't feel like spending the extra 3 $ on "good beer". A scrummer will usualy never turn down a lip, and will find enjoyment in watching tv for more than 2 hours a day, in their sweaatpants. so here's to you scrummers. god bless

look at that scrummer at school wearin sweatpants and scrumberlands.

scrummer by Jeff Erving July 6, 2007

Scrumbelina 

A particularly attractive, edible looking portion of the fairer sex.

Have you seen that Scrumbelina that works at the Creek?..... It looks reyt tasty....

Scrumbelina by Eppsy1 October 2, 2016

scrumdeleumcous 

Word a Heavy chested Redhead used while describing the taste of her boiled ribs.

Boy these Ribs are Scrumdeleumcous.

scrumdeleumcous by Norcoredneck August 26, 2009

scrummylicious 

Something that is so scrumptious/yummy/delicious that one word is not enough!

Did you enjoy your dinner? Yeah it was scrummylicious!

scrummylicious by 230284 June 23, 2011

Scrummbled

To be discombobulated, in a state of physical, psychological, fiscal or existential turmoil.

Common causes of someone being scrummbled include: women, narcotics, alcohol, divorce (see women).

Frank: Alright Tony, did you hear back from that bird?

Tony: Nah man, I'm heavy scrummbled about it by the way.

Tony: You been on that Chaplin again Franco?
Frank: Aye mate, woke up this morning feeling like a pure Scrummbelina.

Tony: Have you heard anything from Shannon about seeing the bairns?
Frank: Fuck all man, feel sae scrummbled - She's turned the weans against us.

Scrummbled by ChePalle February 8, 2021

scrummed

The past tense of scam, according to Tracy Jordan from "30 Rock."

“What’s the past tense for scam? Is it scrummed? Liz Lemon, I think you just got scrummed.”

scrummed by safetycanary February 20, 2011