Scribature 

The art of scribing or writing.

He was a master of Scribature.

Scribature by Ian Briley January 6, 2009

Booty Scriptures

The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.

Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.

Booty Scriptures by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

scripture-thumper 

Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.

"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."

scripture-thumper by Qit February 26, 2004

Scribblature 

An attempt at writing a signature on an electronic screen, resulting in a scribble.

“Our touch screen doesn’t work well so just write a scribblature on the line please.”

Scribblature by FernwehMom February 2, 2019

scriptures 

"The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based" (Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911.).

scriptures by Antinous September 11, 2003

Futures Scripture 

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”

She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture

Futures Scripture by DJ Gello January 15, 2021

SCRIPTURE RIGGING 

Using Scripture to push a false agenda and/or false narrative. Typically seen when a church or pastor is going through a scandal. They blame the devil, persecution, or conspiracy. This also happens during a church slump.

Pastor Juanita Bynum routinely uses 'Scripture Rigging' when faced with controversy.

SCRIPTURE RIGGING by MADGUNS FOREVER™ January 23, 2017