4 definitions by MADGUNS FOREVER™

Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.

"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023

SCRIPTURE RIGGING

Using Scripture to push a false agenda and/or false narrative. Typically seen when a church or pastor is going through a scandal. They blame the devil, persecution, or conspiracy. This also happens during a church slump.

Pastor Juanita Bynum routinely uses 'Scripture Rigging' when faced with controversy.

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ January 23, 2017

STRUGGLE BLUNTS

Skinny blunts or blunts filled with Huckabee (substandard marijuana). Hence the term "Struggle Blunts".

I can't smoke with Denzel, he smokes those 'Struggle Blunts'.

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ December 6, 2022

'House Sittin'

A cousin to "Pocket Watchin'", which means someone worrying about how someone else spends their money or how much money they have, "House Sittin'" is a verbiage meaning the action of someone worrying about what someone else does in their home, or what is going on in their home.

Used in a sentence:

"I'm not 'House Sittin' or nothin' but the neighbours really need to monitor what their kids are out here doing."

"I'm not 'House Sittin' or nothin', but the neighbours really need to keep the noise down".

"My cousin needs to stop 'House Sittin' and worry about what's goin' on in her home."

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ December 18, 2021