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Screwmail 

The ability to take a received email, hit reply to all, add a few more addresses (like the Sr VP for example), Then change what the original sender sent you to something insane, type your response and hit send. (Usually done to the annoying email happy coworkers, or just to fuck with your coworkers in general.) Even better when you send on and don't include the original sender...
Terry - Suzanne check your email -

Suzanne - Nice - hey James great idea!
Sr VP - James, can I see you in my office please?
James - Yes, sir.
Sr VP - According to an email I just received, you want to give my daughter a Strawberry Shortcake?
James - Uhhh no, sir. I was telling Terry that my mom made a great strawberry shortcake last weekend. I think he Screwmailed me.
Screwmail by LiptonLipton October 14, 2009
Words you can keep

Screwball 

1: A fool; and idiot; someone who is crazy

2: A type of baseball pitch
1: Man, he's a nice guy but he's such a screwball sometimes.

2: Woah, did you see that screwball?!
Screwball by zeemeister May 14, 2011

Screwable 

Something that is hot enough for you to say you would have sex with it
That girl over there is so screwable
Screwable by DABEASTIEST January 12, 2008

screwball 

That's one crazy screwball
screwball by puppydude April 12, 2004

Screwball Academy 

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere
I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."

screwball 

that ranting evangelist sure is a screwball
screwball by Daniel April 2, 2005

two ball screwball 

the two ball screwball is when you are reverse titty fucking a girl while she is sucking/licking your testicles.
dude i two ball screwballed the shit out of that girl last night
two ball screwball by coreyvdw July 22, 2006
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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