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Screwmail 

The ability to take a received email, hit reply to all, add a few more addresses (like the Sr VP for example), Then change what the original sender sent you to something insane, type your response and hit send. (Usually done to the annoying email happy coworkers, or just to fuck with your coworkers in general.) Even better when you send on and don't include the original sender...
Terry - Suzanne check your email -

Suzanne - Nice - hey James great idea!
Sr VP - James, can I see you in my office please?
James - Yes, sir.
Sr VP - According to an email I just received, you want to give my daughter a Strawberry Shortcake?
James - Uhhh no, sir. I was telling Terry that my mom made a great strawberry shortcake last weekend. I think he Screwmailed me.
Screwmail by LiptonLipton October 14, 2009
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Screwball 

1: A fool; and idiot; someone who is crazy

2: A type of baseball pitch
1: Man, he's a nice guy but he's such a screwball sometimes.

2: Woah, did you see that screwball?!
Screwball by zeemeister May 14, 2011

Screwable 

Something that is hot enough for you to say you would have sex with it
That girl over there is so screwable
Screwable by DABEASTIEST January 12, 2008

screwball 

That's one crazy screwball
screwball by puppydude April 12, 2004

Screwball Academy 

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere
I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."

screwball 

that ranting evangelist sure is a screwball
screwball by Daniel April 2, 2005

two ball screwball 

the two ball screwball is when you are reverse titty fucking a girl while she is sucking/licking your testicles.
dude i two ball screwballed the shit out of that girl last night
two ball screwball by coreyvdw July 22, 2006
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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