15 definitions by Nathan Tiberius

twusted

To be totally wasted.

I drank so much last night I was twusted.

by Nathan Tiberius July 2, 2007

Pastram

Often hunted during the fall in the Northeastern United States, Pastrams are furry little white animals similar in size to possums. Despite being overhunted, the Pastram has shown the abnormal ability to procreate at higher levels during the hunting season. Evidence indicates that they have the innate collective instinct to control their population base. They tend to habitate areas with varying climatic conditions and thrive in vegetative areas with moderate precipitation. Although mostly inland creatures, they have been known to stray towards coastal areas. Genus name is Pastramis Fishicus.

New York has the best pastrami sandwiches because they hunt them upstate and ship them fresh right down to the city. The Carnegie Deli actually hires its own pastram hunters rather than deal with a middle man.

by Nathan Tiberius October 10, 2007

ghost

A term meaning you're leaving. Similar to "outta here."

I don't like those people you invited over so I'm ghost.

by Nathan Tiberius July 2, 2007

raisin

A black infant or adolescent.

It's an African-American mother and her three little raisins.

by Nathan Tiberius July 2, 2007

Bleayatch

What Snoop Dogg uses to clean his clothes.

Person 1: What does Snoop Doggy Dogg use to clean his clothes?
Person 2: Bleayatch

by Nathan Tiberius October 15, 2007

Torn Up

To have diareah or the runs.

I drank coffee and smoked a cigarette and now I'm all torn up.

by Nathan Tiberius October 9, 2007

Bcc

A term used to describe someone who is deceptive or secretive.

You shouldn't talk about her behind her back. That's so Bcc.

by Nathan Tiberius September 13, 2007