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Schemail 

An e-mail message plotting devious schemes or pranks
Mary schemailed Joe and Greg the plans to wrap everything Ted's office with aluminum foil while he was away on vacation.
Schemail by CupcakeJoy March 22, 2010
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Schemily 

A beautiful girl who tries to concoct schemes and plots to go out with friends or boyfriend, but who ultimately fails and is thwarted by her parents.
Jay: "Not again, she was caught by her parents in sneaking out."
Jane: "Dude, she's such a Schemily. When will she finally be able to hide her tracks?"
Schemily by Toesies September 26, 2009
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schmeail 

a term for passing the vape on the low low
“yo dawg can you pass the schmeail”
schmeail by schmeailgod46 March 29, 2022
A shemail is a mail order bride ordered on the internet.
"I just ordered a shemail on the internet!"
shemail by Boggibill January 6, 2007
S.H.Email - Sexy, Hot, Email

An email sent with the intention to get the recipiant all hot and horny to the point of desiring to have sex with the email sender.
"Last night I sent out three shemails and I got a hit on every one of them."

"Hey babe, let's get it on tonight, where do you want to meet?"

shemails often includes explicit text inappropriate for public internet viewing by minors....you know what I mean.
shemail by wheezil September 8, 2007

Shemailing 

The act of emailing whilst taking a dump. And sounds like shemale which is awesome.
Did you see my email earlier? Yes. Just so you know, I was shemailing you.
Shemailing by _Stanimal February 14, 2018
To scan and e-mail. Verb.
Thanks for the invoice, I'll scemail it to my boss.
scemail by jamn99 August 3, 2008
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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