screamail

Descriptive noun for an email written all in capital letters (i.e., full-blown capslock) with optional poor grammar; may or may not actually be emotionally charged, but regardless one feels affronted when presented with such an email. A departing signature is also optional.

1. Did you see that screamail I got from my TA? I thought she was pissed off, but I guess she just doesn't know to turn off capslock.

e.g. HI U CAN JUS PUT THE DISADVANTAGES & ADVANTAGES NO NEED TO PUT ERROR FOR STANDARDS ONLY THE UNKNOWN. KTHXBYE.

screamail by rikkuriffic January 29, 2009

Screamail

An email written in all capital letters signifying a loud angry voice.

this is an example of a SCREAMAIL

DEAR JANE DO,

WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I SAY CALL THAT CLIENT I MEAN CALL THAT CLIENT???!!!

FROM BOSS MAN

Screamail by Gem Girl April 12, 2011

Screaming Tini 

Derogatory term used for someone that is being extra loud and argumentative for little to no reason.

Ronald: Martini please.
Bartender: Sure thing, coming right up.
Ronald: I SAID NOW! WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT I WANT IT NOW!
Innocent Bystander: Wow, he is being a real screaming tini...

Screaming Tini by Pot sticks March 3, 2021

Screaming peepees 

This is painful urination, typically from STDs.

Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.

Screaming peepees by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Screaming Ginger 

Screaming Ginger is an alcoholic drink invented by a retired midwestern State Trooper, father and husband of a law enforcement official. The drink is made up of 2 shots of Revel Stoke Roasted Apple Whisky in a tall glass of Canada Dry Ginger Ale. The drink was invented after both of the inventors children became teenagers and would constantly fight, argue, yell and quarrel. Being bald already, the inventor had no hair to pull out. He instead turned to drinking and became an amateur mixologist. The wife did not approve of his ability to relax without her permission, so the drink had to be developed in utmost secrecy. Screaming Ginger's soon caught on with family and friends at parties. While quite soothing and delicious, it is also quite potent and has led to many nights of utmost bliss when able to medicate himself and get a well earned respite from the constant caterwauling. It is permissible to replace the Revel Stoke with another apple whisky, ie. Apple Crown Royal.....

Mike's second Screaming Ginger helped him relax and hence he was able to solve a majority of the world's problems.

Screaming Ginger by SSsSssSsSSssssf;kljf;lkadskg;l October 16, 2019

Screaming turtle head 

A fart when an urgent need to poop is felt.

As he cramped near the toilet, Juan heard a screaming turtle head!

Screaming turtle head by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

screaming jimmy

Term used to describe 2-stroke Detroit Diesel engines (i.e. 6-71) known for their distinctive tones and volume. Detroit Diesel was a division of General Motors, hence "Jimmy"

Trucker #1- "Dang ol' sum bitch's trucks louder than sin!"
Trucker #2- "Boy howdy! I reckon he's got a screaming jimmy in that pig"

screaming jimmy by Chet McPherson II June 17, 2011