A generally irritating individual, generally male, that exhibits a verbal display of over-valuing the sound of his/her voice and opinions, and and under-valuing the potential contributions of his/her companion of the moment. Said
opinion, developed and expressed on almost everything, is delivered with suggestive or self-serving overtones in order to inflate the orator's
opinion of self and/or to garner a sexual experience from the companion. Said conversations tend not to last very
long or achieve intended results, unless companion is under the influence of alcohol or other vision/hearing/perception-altering substances. Arising from
English "schmoozer" and "douchebag".
Look at shitgrin Derek over there trying to get into CindyLou's pants by
talking her up about his
dumb Subaru Brat...what a
total SCHMOUCHEBAG!!
"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"