Scouchebag
Scouchebag by Spam666420 January 21, 2009
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stouchebag
a stouchebag is as it sounds, a combination of the words stupid and douchebag, used to describe a person of extreme idiocy.
stouchebag by poopoopoo1 October 30, 2007
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Souchebag by LemonySnickets October 22, 2020
Scoouchebag
A person who very poorly rides a scooter on public roads with little to no regard for traffic laws or other vehicles.
Scoouchebag by Ghostchild June 4, 2017
Stuchebag
A combination of the words: Stupid and Douchebag. A more efficient way to call someone really stupid who is also acting like a douchebag at the same time. While it may seem redundant, Stuchebag is used when "douchebag" alone does not convey the level of douchebaggery going on.
The act of being a stuchebag is: Stuchebaggery. As in: the amount of stuchebaggery being displayed by that kid is astounding. Somebody should punch him in his pussy.
The act of being a stuchebag is: Stuchebaggery. As in: the amount of stuchebaggery being displayed by that kid is astounding. Somebody should punch him in his pussy.
schmouchebag
A generally irritating individual, generally male, that exhibits a verbal display of over-valuing the sound of his/her voice and opinions, and and under-valuing the potential contributions of his/her companion of the moment. Said opinion, developed and expressed on almost everything, is delivered with suggestive or self-serving overtones in order to inflate the orator's opinion of self and/or to garner a sexual experience from the companion. Said conversations tend not to last very long or achieve intended results, unless companion is under the influence of alcohol or other vision/hearing/perception-altering substances. Arising from English "schmoozer" and "douchebag".
Look at shitgrin Derek over there trying to get into CindyLou's pants by talking her up about his dumb Subaru Brat...what a total SCHMOUCHEBAG!!
"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"
"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"
schmouchebag by notbuyingit August 27, 2013
Scadouchebag
The word "douchebag" with an extra "sca" added to the front to make it more defined or badass. Mostly used by people who are pissed off.
You: "Bro, did you hear about that new guy who keeps hitting on my girl!"
Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"
Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"
Scadouchebag by JoNnY_LaPoInTe August 15, 2010
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