schrodinger’s douchebag

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013

Schrodinger's douchebag

Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted.

He is such a Schrodinger's douchebag

by mememania November 28, 2020

Schrodinger's douchebag

A person who makes a bad take and quickly backtracks on it because of backlash.

Person 1: Guys, I take that back, I've changed my mind.
Person 2: Yeah sure Schrodinger's douchebag, you just said that because people hated it.

by uo3rfhieufheufhieofjjwopel August 30, 2021

schrodinger douchebag

An individual, generally male, who says offensive things, either sexist, racist, or otherwise bigoted, and decides based on the reaction of those around them whether or not they were kidding.

President Trump has rung in the era of the Schrodinger douchebag.

by Cooper1988 May 27, 2020

Schrodinger's Douchebag

A person who says stupid stuff without thinking and backtrack, delete their tweet/comment or private when they get backlash.

Douchebag: u gotta be ill to read berserk. LIKE WHERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT IN THIS
Guy: Your time for the 'shitty take to private account' speedrun was 49:43:00.00 could be better
Douchebag: i went priv to stop the quotes so my mutuals wouldn't have to see..but that didn't help
Everyone: Ok Schrodinger's Douchebag

by PomuHub March 12, 2022

Schrodingers douchebag spammer

An idiot who spams the word schrodingers douchebag like its nothing.

He called a stand up comedian a schrodingers douchebag what a schrodingers douchebag spammer.

by Hex_pex_55 April 15, 2021