Unionist: Scots depend upon the UK to fund their social welfare, so they run a huge deficit; therefore Scotland can never be an independent country.
Scot: Denmark and Ireland with less than a fifth of the natural resources of Scotland get on just fine. Your scotsplaining is pretty poor, pal.
Scot: Denmark and Ireland with less than a fifth of the natural resources of Scotland get on just fine. Your scotsplaining is pretty poor, pal.
by Reeken Jockster February 18, 2023
Get the Scotsplain mug.The act of taking a simple Yes/No question and instead responding with an essay of such absurd and overly long length that people begin to glaze over and start regretting they ever asked
Q: Is the sky blue?
A: Well, it might depend on your definition of blue to begin with. And it's not naturally blue, it's actually colorless until it reacts with the Ultra Violet rays of the sun. And, obviously, it's a completely different color at night. And forget about the pinks and purples at sunrise and sunset ....
Dude, that's a Scottsplanation
A: Well, it might depend on your definition of blue to begin with. And it's not naturally blue, it's actually colorless until it reacts with the Ultra Violet rays of the sun. And, obviously, it's a completely different color at night. And forget about the pinks and purples at sunrise and sunset ....
Dude, that's a Scottsplanation
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Soysplaining:
is the act of a liberal trying to explain their superior cultural values to the common man
a Male feminist explaining to a woman how his opinion on things involving women was more valid
It's basically mansplaining from the nutless
is the act of a liberal trying to explain their superior cultural values to the common man
a Male feminist explaining to a woman how his opinion on things involving women was more valid
It's basically mansplaining from the nutless
Dude last night I had a dude write me a essay soysplaining how I was destroying the environment by eating a cheeseburger
by M-K-S May 31, 2019
Get the soysplaining mug.Dude, Mark Zuckerberg shitsplained quantum computing on national television for a full 30 mins. As a former quantum physicist it was unbearable because he didn't know what the hell he was talking about.
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A shitsplainer will often ignore what you have to say so they can keep talking.
A shitsplainer will often ignore what you have to say so they can keep talking.
Jerry saw a Youtube video about politics last night and he spent 30 minutes telling me about how I'm stupid for voting for my party. He's such a shitsplainer.
'Sarah told me all about the economy and how it's getting really bad because economists are stupid. I couldn't get a word in'
'Don't you have an economics degree?'
'Yes, but she read a Buzzfeed article. She's a real shitsplainer'
'Sarah told me all about the economy and how it's getting really bad because economists are stupid. I couldn't get a word in'
'Don't you have an economics degree?'
'Yes, but she read a Buzzfeed article. She's a real shitsplainer'
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