Scotsplain

The subtle art of telling Scots that they are not good enough to have their own independent nation.

Unionist: Scots depend upon the UK to fund their social welfare, so they run a huge deficit; therefore Scotland can never be an independent country.

Scot: Denmark and Ireland with less than a fifth of the natural resources of Scotland get on just fine. Your scotsplaining is pretty poor, pal.

Scotsplain by Reeken Jockster February 18, 2023

scottsplanation

The act of taking a simple Yes/No question and instead responding with an essay of such absurd and overly long length that people begin to glaze over and start regretting they ever asked

Q: Is the sky blue?

A: Well, it might depend on your definition of blue to begin with. And it's not naturally blue, it's actually colorless until it reacts with the Ultra Violet rays of the sun. And, obviously, it's a completely different color at night. And forget about the pinks and purples at sunrise and sunset ....

Dude, that's a Scottsplanation

scottsplanation by NankerPheldge June 1, 2018

soysplaining 

Soysplaining:

is the act of a liberal trying to explain their superior cultural values to the common man

a Male feminist explaining to a woman how his opinion on things involving women was more valid

It's basically mansplaining from the nutless

Dude last night I had a dude write me a essay soysplaining how I was destroying the environment by eating a cheeseburger

soysplaining by M-K-S May 31, 2019

shitsplain

Bullshitting from a position of authority.

Dude, Mark Zuckerberg shitsplained quantum computing on national television for a full 30 mins. As a former quantum physicist it was unbearable because he didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

shitsplain by arocke May 16, 2018

Shitsplainer 

A shitsplainer is someone who has the smallest understanding of a subject, but will still lecture you on it.

A shitsplainer will often ignore what you have to say so they can keep talking.

Jerry saw a Youtube video about politics last night and he spent 30 minutes telling me about how I'm stupid for voting for my party. He's such a shitsplainer.

'Sarah told me all about the economy and how it's getting really bad because economists are stupid. I couldn't get a word in'
'Don't you have an economics degree?'

'Yes, but she read a Buzzfeed article. She's a real shitsplainer'

Shitsplainer by Guundi November 18, 2018

slutsplain 

(v) How is this not already a word?

A dude came up with this word, 'slutsplain'. Go figure. You can slutsplain this all you want.

slutsplain by The Wright Family December 2, 2018

Snootsplaining

1. The act of explaining something with smug, performative superiority—less to inform and more to showcase one's own intellect, taste, or refinement.
2. A lecture delivered with thinly veiled condescension, often dripping with niche vocabulary, unsolicited corrections, or exaggerated precision.

"I asked about wine and got a full snootsplaining on soil composition and 'mouthfeel!"
"He wasn't helping-he was snootsplaining."

Snootsplaining by Poet’s Husband March 17, 2026