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slutsplain by The Wright Family December 2, 2018
Words you can keep
Susplaining
When you’re playing among us and someone who you think is sus tries to explain why they’re not the imposter, but you know they’re lying.
I literally saw red vent. Then when I confront him at an emergency meeting, he begins susplaining on why it wasn’t him.
Susplaining by What name has not been taken?! October 23, 2020
Related Words
shitsplain
Dude, Mark Zuckerberg shitsplained quantum computing on national television for a full 30 mins. As a former quantum physicist it was unbearable because he didn't know what the hell he was talking about.
shitsplain by arocke May 16, 2018
smugsplain
A condescending, patronizing, arrogant, and, above all, SMUG explanation from somebody who understands almost nothing about a subject but is convinced that he knows more about it than anybody on the planet. The smugness comes from the belief that he is both the world's greatest expert on the topic and, despite (mistakenly) feeling superior to the rest of humanity, is capable of explaining it down to their level.
smugsplain by Brian de Ford May 20, 2018
slutslander
Another word for bitch talk or gossip. Slamming on a slut you know. Gossip. Talking behind a bitch's back. slanderslut
Girl 1: Abbey is the biggest hoe ever!
Girl 2: I know right! She dates so many douches!
Girl 3: Stop bitching with the slutslander guys
Girl 2: I know right! She dates so many douches!
Girl 3: Stop bitching with the slutslander guys
slutslander by Carli Hasskram February 25, 2014
Shitsplainer
A shitsplainer is someone who has the smallest understanding of a subject, but will still lecture you on it.
A shitsplainer will often ignore what you have to say so they can keep talking.
A shitsplainer will often ignore what you have to say so they can keep talking.
Jerry saw a Youtube video about politics last night and he spent 30 minutes telling me about how I'm stupid for voting for my party. He's such a shitsplainer.
'Sarah told me all about the economy and how it's getting really bad because economists are stupid. I couldn't get a word in'
'Don't you have an economics degree?'
'Yes, but she read a Buzzfeed article. She's a real shitsplainer'
'Sarah told me all about the economy and how it's getting really bad because economists are stupid. I couldn't get a word in'
'Don't you have an economics degree?'
'Yes, but she read a Buzzfeed article. She's a real shitsplainer'
Shitsplainer by Guundi November 18, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026