slutsplain

(v) How is this not already a word?

A dude came up with this word, 'slutsplain'. Go figure. You can slutsplain this all you want.

by The Wright Family December 2, 2018

Susplaining

When you’re playing among us and someone who you think is sus tries to explain why they’re not the imposter, but you know they’re lying.

I literally saw red vent. Then when I confront him at an emergency meeting, he begins susplaining on why it wasn’t him.

by What name has not been taken?! October 23, 2020

shitsplain

Bullshitting from a position of authority.

Dude, Mark Zuckerberg shitsplained quantum computing on national television for a full 30 mins. As a former quantum physicist it was unbearable because he didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

by arocke May 16, 2018

smugsplain

A condescending, patronizing, arrogant, and, above all, SMUG explanation from somebody who understands almost nothing about a subject but is convinced that he knows more about it than anybody on the planet. The smugness comes from the belief that he is both the world's greatest expert on the topic and, despite (mistakenly) feeling superior to the rest of humanity, is capable of explaining it down to their level.

On QI XL, Stephen Fry smugsplained how GPS works, getting it completely wrong.

by Brian de Ford May 20, 2018

slutslander

Another word for bitch talk or gossip. Slamming on a slut you know. Gossip. Talking behind a bitch's back. slanderslut

Girl 1: Abbey is the biggest hoe ever!
Girl 2: I know right! She dates so many douches!
Girl 3: Stop bitching with the slutslander guys

by Carli Hasskram February 25, 2014

Shitsplainer

A shitsplainer is someone who has the smallest understanding of a subject, but will still lecture you on it.

A shitsplainer will often ignore what you have to say so they can keep talking.

Jerry saw a Youtube video about politics last night and he spent 30 minutes telling me about how I'm stupid for voting for my party. He's such a shitsplainer.

'Sarah told me all about the economy and how it's getting really bad because economists are stupid. I couldn't get a word in'
'Don't you have an economics degree?'

'Yes, but she read a Buzzfeed article. She's a real shitsplainer'

by Guundi November 18, 2018

slutspin

When a man sticks his cock in a woman's vagina and spins her 360 degrees.

Cum got all over the room when I did a slutspin.

by Deathra1n May 31, 2014