Shitsplainer 

A shitsplainer is someone who has the smallest understanding of a subject, but will still lecture you on it.

A shitsplainer will often ignore what you have to say so they can keep talking.

Jerry saw a Youtube video about politics last night and he spent 30 minutes telling me about how I'm stupid for voting for my party. He's such a shitsplainer.

'Sarah told me all about the economy and how it's getting really bad because economists are stupid. I couldn't get a word in'
'Don't you have an economics degree?'

'Yes, but she read a Buzzfeed article. She's a real shitsplainer'

Shitsplainer by Guundi November 18, 2018

Shitstainer

A person with an unusually large buttocks and/or rectum that continually leaves fecal stains on the toilet seat after evacuating their bowels.

Don't go in there after Brian ... he's a fucking Shitstainer

Shitstainer by pcicc December 26, 2016

shitsplain

Bullshitting from a position of authority.

Dude, Mark Zuckerberg shitsplained quantum computing on national television for a full 30 mins. As a former quantum physicist it was unbearable because he didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

shitsplain by arocke May 16, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004