scotchegging

To shoot your jism onto your partners breasts,then empty the contents of an ashtray over them!

Iain-"Do you fancy a scotchegging tonight darling?"
Julie-"No thanks but maybe bukkake"
Iain-Ock Aye The Noo

by Terry Nutkins September 9, 2003

Scotch-egging

Verb: to use someone as a penpal or telephone buddy with no intention of ever meeting them In real life, often deceitfully, and most commonly with online dating.

Martha: I'm growing rather fond of Matthew, but I think he's scotch-egging me.
Elissa: Why do you think you're being scotch-egged by him?

Martha: He calls me every night but claims he's too busy to meet. Classic scotch-egg behaviour.

by imsofuckingquiche March 4, 2021