What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.
What's Pork Scotch up to today?
Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.
Doesn't he ever get bored of it?
Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.
Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.
Doesn't he ever get bored of it?
Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.
by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009
An obscure fetish involving temporary body modifications using transparent package tape. ( i. e. Scotch tape)
by Feralphil September 17, 2018
Mixer of Scope(tm) brand mouthwash and Scotch. Taken from the Comedy Central Show "Secret Girlfriend."
Phil: "Dude, Scope is not a mixer."
Sam: "Maybe to you it's not. I mix it with scotch, call it 'scotche.'"
(Random Lesbian makes out with Sam): "Mmm... tastes like a Girl Scout Cookie."
Sam: "That's my scotche."
Sam: "Maybe to you it's not. I mix it with scotch, call it 'scotche.'"
(Random Lesbian makes out with Sam): "Mmm... tastes like a Girl Scout Cookie."
Sam: "That's my scotche."
by testicles...that is all October 24, 2009
A lovely brown whisky drink from Scotland. Must be distilled to certain standards to be called Scotch. Also certain other things from Scotland are called Scotch (Scotch pies, etc). It's spelt WHISKY not WHISKEY. Irish and American whiskey is spelt WHISKEY whereas Scotch and Canadian whisky is spelt WHISKY. Scotch as a term to refer to people from Scotland is too old school and many Scots find it offensive.
Me and my boy Johhnie Mac drank a bottle of scotch after a night at the bar and were rightly drunk.
"Scotch, scotch, scotch, I love scotch." Ron Burgundy
"Scotch, scotch, scotch, I love scotch." Ron Burgundy
by A Scottish drinker. (One of millions) April 20, 2005
An archaic word occasionally mis-used to describe people, places and things from Scotland. This use of 'Scotch' is actively disliked by people from Scotland itself. Scottish or Scots should be used instead, with the exception of a few ingrained words or phrases, most notably in the case of certain food and drink items.
Acceptable: Scotch Broth, Scotch Beef, Scotch (Whisky.)
Not Acceptable: "Hey dude, are you Scotch!? We visited an awesome Scotch castle when we were on vacation!"
Not Acceptable: "Hey dude, are you Scotch!? We visited an awesome Scotch castle when we were on vacation!"
by Struan January 1, 2006
by billy bob brown April 29, 2006
When a football player skills someone up by getting past them in a fancy style such as a nutmeg, it is known as getting scotched.
by Big D 25 January 17, 2018