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scoobert doobert 

The retarded long lost brother of Scooby Doo, he spends his nights at the local Chinese restaurant hitting on old gals.
"Man that guy last night was a big Scoobert Doobert"

The Scoobert Doobert 

The sexual act of shitting on your partner, the continually scratching the shit of your asshole by dog-scooting on your partner's bare chest.
I wasn't in love with him until he handcuffed me to the bed and did the Scoobert Doobert!

Scoobert Doobert 

An indie musician who named his band after a meme and now wears a dog mask on stage.
Scoobert Doobert produced the new CHAI record.
Scoobert Doobert by Bobson Dugnut September 15, 2022

Scoobert Doobert 

Cole’s brother, Jace, naked in a bathtub
Do I have a Scoobert Doobert? Yes, everyone has one
Scoobert Doobert by hamsterj29 January 31, 2022

Scoobert Doobert 

Scooby-Doo but said in a dumbass way FUCK
I wanna FUCK scoobert doobert,
Holy FUCK is SScoobert Doobert cool.

Scoobert Doobert 

Something Drake would say on Twitter to adoring fans
Drake could be like Scoobert Doobert and Twitter would act like they're in church.