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Scolding Sean Water 

The recipe for Scolding Sean Water is lukewarm water mixed with Elmer's wet glue, crushed autism fish, and crayons. The purpose for this masterpiece was to clog the classroom sink, an achievement only pro-gamers can achieve. Unfortunately this didn't work out yet Scolding Sean Water remains a mystery to many.
"I drank Scolding Sean Water and I grew a second penis," said Ella.
Scolding Sean Water by libfucksRus September 9, 2020

Sponding 

1. to agressively flirt with somebody to the point that you are making out with words
2. to be talking so closely to another person that you are practically making out
3. due to extenuating circumstances that make it impossible for you to actually make out, you get as close as you physically can
"Sarah was sponding so bad with mike last night, I'm not actually sure if they made out or not."

"Dude those two were all over each other, they were sponding in the corner all night!"

"i didnt make out with him, we were only sponding"
Sponding by spond December 6, 2007

Sticker Scolding 

when your frustrated bestie sends Google Hangouts sticker with a clock
Emmet and Salvador were chatting via Hangouts and Sal got a work call; after waiting a few minutes Emmet became impatient and sent a Purple Cat sticker holding a clock. When Sal hung up he saw the sticker and replied "oh I KNOW you didn't just engage in Sticker Scolding, bitch."
Sticker Scolding by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2020
(shea)/he was just sconing.
what a girl. haha jk, ily!
sconing by katarina and christy July 27, 2006

Scoldingly

"i wave my finger scoldingly at you"
Scoldingly by Da Foo November 8, 2003

Sconeing 

Sconeing is having sex with someone on their period. The blood being the jam, and the pussy juice or jizz being the cream.
Guy 1: so Jeana is on her period.
Guy 2: unlucky, no sex for you.
Gu1: nah dw, just got done Sconeing her
Sconeing by cloacal drip October 9, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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