Sponding

1. to agressively flirt with somebody to the point that you are making out with words
2. to be talking so closely to another person that you are practically making out
3. due to extenuating circumstances that make it impossible for you to actually make out, you get as close as you physically can

"Sarah was sponding so bad with mike last night, I'm not actually sure if they made out or not."

"Dude those two were all over each other, they were sponding in the corner all night!"

"i didnt make out with him, we were only sponding"

by spond December 6, 2007

spending amnesia

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.

"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"

by whydee September 16, 2011

sponting

A tribal dance involving twerking and pterodactyl screams.

Often a mating ritual seen in clubs

Ew gross man, what are you doing?!
Chill bro, I'm sponting for that chick over there.

by Steve Irwin the third June 5, 2014

spending the morning gold

The first piss of the day.

I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.

by time-it August 21, 2010

sponging poons

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

by Ashley June 5, 2004

spooding

the act of spooning in the nude

"Wanna do some spooding tonight?"
"Fuck you bitch, turn around and let me take a shit on your chest."

"Let's spood tonight, I don't want to lose my virginity."
"Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna fucking ram your ass and cum on your tits"

by Gentleman Scholars January 4, 2009

spending money

The money you have left after you have paid all your bills for the month. This is money you can spend on whatever the hell you want or save towards something big.

Joe had no spending money left after paying for his girlfriend's shopping spree.

by bigjohnson May 3, 2014