The act of raising your middle finger whilst pointing at the designated target with your index finger.

The word itself is a portmanteau of swearing and pointing.

You'd better not be swointing at me!

swointing by d0mj4y July 7, 2010

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Spoint

The action of snapping your fingers and pointing at the same time.

Bill- "Hey Jack hows it--"

Jack- "SPOINT!" (as he spoints at Bill)

Bill- "...Why did you--"

Jack- "SPOINT!"

Bill- "What is th--"

Jack "SPOINT!"

Bill- "STOP VERBALIZING THAT ACTION!"

Spoint by Tobadious September 7, 2009

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scintillating

A word that Big Shaq uses to make people think that he's smart when in reality, he doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.

Big Shaq: (in some weird ass Jamaican accent) "We can talk in the daytime."
Snoochie Shy: "Oh.. yeah."
Big Shaq: "You're quite..... sCiNtiLLaTiNg."
Snoochie Shy: "Scintillating?"
Big Shaq: "YeaAH."
Snoochie Shy: "Nice oh well define that"
Big Shaq: "WhAt's tHat?"
Snoochie Shy: "Define it."
Big Shaq: "DeFine WhAt?"
Snoochie Shy: "Scintillating."

Big Shaq: "YoU DeFiNE iT!"
Snoochie Shy: (*alright, this guy is retarded*) "You define it, you said it."

**CUE THE 'CURB YOUR MEME' MUSIC**

Big Shaq: (*tries to make up an excuse and comes up with bullshit*) "English is not one of my stronger subjec-
Snoochie Shy: "Well thanks, I'm glad you said it."

Big Shaq: (*looks to camera in despair)

scintillating by Tyler Tutor September 15, 2019

Shoints

A term for "shitter cloints" in the online phone game of Golf Clash. Due to demanding kids, nagging spouses, and numerous other real world crap a clasher has to deal with on a daily basis, a common place to play is on the shitter, far away from all these worldly distractions. So when you happen to win a match while dropping a deuce, you accumulate shoints. It is theorized that most cloints earned in the game are in fact shoints.

Did you see all the cloints Law racked up yesterday? I bet he cancelled all of his appointments for the day and decided to just rack up shoints. There's no better place to play Golf Clash than on the shitter!

Shoints by Degeneration Nation April 27, 2019

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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