Shoints 

A term for "shitter cloints" in the online phone game of Golf Clash. Due to demanding kids, nagging spouses, and numerous other real world crap a clasher has to deal with on a daily basis, a common place to play is on the shitter, far away from all these worldly distractions. So when you happen to win a match while dropping a deuce, you accumulate shoints. It is theorized that most cloints earned in the game are in fact shoints.

Did you see all the cloints Law racked up yesterday? I bet he cancelled all of his appointments for the day and decided to just rack up shoints. There's no better place to play Golf Clash than on the shitter!

Shoints by Degeneration Nation April 27, 2019

shoint

a very shit rolled joint usually rolled by none experienced stoners rolling by hand

thats not a joint thats a fukin shoint

shoint by big pappa fat January 31, 2007

Shintsy 

One who views the world through shit tinted spectacles; a pessimist.

Oh come on Shintsy, don't be so negative!

Shintsy by hitman87uk September 19, 2016

shintsukimizz 

shintsukimizz is a popular user on tiktok with over 2000 followers. also, he is totally my bestie forever.

me: have you hear of my bestie shintsukimizz?

you: no

me: lol leave.

shintsukimizz by i hate all tiktok babies June 25, 2021

Shintsy 

A word used by a small group of folk, to derogatively refer to something or someone, that they believe to be sub-par in terms of character, presentation, motivation, quality or performance.

That bike's proper shintsy, I'd rather walk the 10 miles to town, than suffer riding that piece of shit.

"Are you coming to the pub Micky?" "No, I'm proper chonged, and can't be arsed with the pub tonight" "Come on, stop being so shintsy!"

Shintsy by Shintar March 14, 2023

shoinks 

when somehting abrupt happens, you exclaim "Shoinks"!

hey I got tickets to see the Greatful Dead! "Shoinks"!!!!!!

shoinks by natalie July 15, 2003

Spoints

Spirit points.

(At a high school pep rally) "Everybody come cheer on the football team and earn your grade some spoints!"

Spoints by BellamyBlues October 2, 2015