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A term for "shitter cloints" in the online phone game of Golf Clash. Due to demanding kids, nagging spouses, and numerous other real world crap a clasher has to deal with on a daily basis, a common place to play is on the shitter, far away from all these worldly distractions. So when you happen to win a match while dropping a deuce, you accumulate shoints. It is theorized that most cloints earned in the game are in fact shoints.

Did you see all the cloints Law racked up yesterday? I bet he cancelled all of his appointments for the day and decided to just rack up shoints. There's no better place to play Golf Clash than on the shitter!

Shoints by Degeneration Nation April 27, 2019

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shoint

a very shit rolled joint usually rolled by none experienced stoners rolling by hand

thats not a joint thats a fukin shoint

shoint by big pappa fat January 31, 2007

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Shintsy

One who views the world through shit tinted spectacles; a pessimist.

Oh come on Shintsy, don't be so negative!

Shintsy by hitman87uk September 19, 2016

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shintsukimizz

shintsukimizz is a popular user on tiktok with over 2000 followers. also, he is totally my bestie forever.

me: have you hear of my bestie shintsukimizz?

you: no

me: lol leave.

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Shintsy

A word used by a small group of folk, to derogatively refer to something or someone, that they believe to be sub-par in terms of character, presentation, motivation, quality or performance.

That bike's proper shintsy, I'd rather walk the 10 miles to town, than suffer riding that piece of shit.

"Are you coming to the pub Micky?" "No, I'm proper chonged, and can't be arsed with the pub tonight" "Come on, stop being so shintsy!"

Shintsy by Shintar March 14, 2023

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shoinks

when somehting abrupt happens, you exclaim "Shoinks"!

hey I got tickets to see the Greatful Dead! "Shoinks"!!!!!!

shoinks by natalie July 15, 2003

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Spoints

Spirit points.

(At a high school pep rally) "Everybody come cheer on the football team and earn your grade some spoints!"

Spoints by BellamyBlues October 2, 2015

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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