scintifical 

Someone or something that expresses their incline towards science

That is very scintifical thinking

scintifical by coolkidsscience February 7, 2023

scintifical 

almost like the word science but for people that like to stand out and make people think about what they are saying!

thats is a very scintifical word!

scintifical by gobananas May 1, 2008

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales 

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

Scientifically Accurate Ducktales by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019

Scientifically Proven

A phrase used to get self-professed geniuses to believe anything.

Let's circulate rumours saying it's been scientifically proven that bobbittizing one's self leads to better sex.

Scientifically Proven by ragamuffin318 October 31, 2009

scientificalogical

an adjective to describe something that is or appears scientific and/or logical

in the CBS show Big Bang Theory, Sheldon Cooper has made many scientificalogical remarks.

scientificalogical by moreparamore July 2, 2009

Ascintifical 

Someone who does NOT have a inclination towards science.

Oane is ascintifical.

Ascintifical by coolkidsscience February 16, 2023

Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog 

A song created by Animation Domination High-Def and published to YouTube on July 28, 2014.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:

Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog

Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!

When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves

Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!

Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs

Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!

Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog by WhoDatFreshBoi June 2, 2019