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origin: white rock, british columbia
one who is cheap or not lenient on a subject, who will stand by the rules and never let them bend no matter what, also the purveyor of the not so good time, ie:party pooper
scenario:
girl walks in 10 seconds after the bell
teacher says: you have to get a late slip
girl says: mr. lynn! you are such a SCONTCH!
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A youthful target audience who is excited about a new bands performance audience. Scontch.
"Dang, you really liked the Chappell Roan scontches speech".

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SCONTCH by anonymous September 6, 2025

Pork Scotch Van 

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.
What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.
Pork Scotch Van by Lumpbag May 10, 2009

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.
That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.
Scotchcock by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017

Pork Scotch Moustache 

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

Pork Scotch dance

A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.
Is that fat guy having a fit?

No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?
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