Scitso

Pronounced : Skit-zo
Noun/Verb

Generally used to describe an angry person, also used to describe ones outburst of rage.

Comes from the word Schizophrenia.

Person 1: "Did you see Merv? he went completely scitso!"

Person 2: "Really?"

Person 1: "Yeah he punched a hole in the wall and smashed someones head through the window"

Person 2: "What a Scitso"

Scitso by Jim Bow A Kim Bow February 26, 2009

Occam's Scissor 

The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.

"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"

Occam's Scissor by Hunter Michael Michaels January 14, 2020

scissors theater 

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.

Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.

scissors theater by theomegapyrope July 10, 2020

scissorlift gook 

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms

who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?

scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020

Safety Scissoring 

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.

I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.

Safety Scissoring by ETMZ October 9, 2014

Scissor Piston 

Similar to female on female scissoring, a Scissor Piston is the sexual act of two MALES scissoring. During the sexual act, each male interlocks taints and has his penis inserted into the other’s rectum while making a pumping piston action.

I walked in on a couple dudes doing a little Scissor Piston in the bathroom at the rave Friday night. They were squeezing each other’s nut sacks like turkey basters as they pumped away!

Scissor Piston by Panama Pucker April 9, 2022

scissorbush 

Two hairy bitches slamming clams with their legs in a scissor- like position.

Mary got sand in her clam when she and Betty decided to scissorbush on the beach.

scissorbush by Jmwc September 17, 2020