scissorhand

hand with long ass nails used to easter, though also useful while peeling an ornage, that often comes in pairs; see also easter

by Keebler Peeler May 5, 2003

scissorhand

the crazy-ass long nails on an easter, used to slice a girl's vagina after not getting any. scissorhands can be caused by steroids, concietedness, the crazy urge to ruin a girl's life, and also the uncanny resemblance to a keebler elf who should be in a tree baking little steroidic cookies

wes easter - enough said.

by Wes "Keebler/Scissorhands" Easter May 20, 2003

peruvian scissorhand

Start trimming your partners pubes during intercourse and when you climax , slap their lower stomach

I was doing the peruvian scissorhand with Emma and I fucked up and cut my cock off

by Urmomsbf September 3, 2022

N-Word Scissorhands

The nigga who got scissa for hands. Not to be confused with N-Word Snowden, the NSA nigga.

Nobody:

..

Johnny Dope: "N-Word Scissorhands."

by Voideryn January 19, 2021

edward scissorhands

A movie by Tim Burton, reminicent of Frankenstein, in which an elderly inventor attempts to teach a machine how to be a human. The inventor dies before he can finish, leaving the "young man" with scissors for hands. The boy is left alone until an Avon lady named Pegfinds him and takes him to live with her in Florida's suburbia. At first, "Edward" is popular; but the tide turns when he falls for Peg's daughter, Kim.

"Edward Scissorhands" is a tragic cult classic.

by aisarete July 12, 2007

scissorhate

n. The convergence of lines or coincidence of points that is both compelling and disturbing.

In visual art: lines that barely touch or run out of the frame before resolving their relationship to one another. "That photograph is unsettling; it's all scissorhate."

by dave225 August 1, 2007

Speedbag Scissorhands

The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.

I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.

by Wild Bor November 29, 2009