the crazy-ass long nails on an easter, used to slice a girl's vagina after not getting any. scissorhands can be caused by steroids, concietedness, the crazy urge to ruin a girl's life, and also the uncanny resemblance to a keebler elf who should be in a tree baking little steroidic cookies
A movie by Tim Burton, reminicent of Frankenstein, in which an elderly inventor attempts to teach a machine how to be a human. The inventor dies before he can finish, leaving the "young man" with scissors for hands. The boy is left alone until an Avon lady named Pegfinds him and takes him to live with her in Florida's suburbia. At first, "Edward" is popular; but the tide turns when he falls for Peg's daughter, Kim.
In visual art: lines that barely touch or run out of the frame before resolving their relationship to one another. "That photograph is unsettling; it's all scissorhate."
I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.