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Scimitard

One who is challenged in the arts of using a Scimitar, or one who cannot pronounce scimitar (Sim-ee-tar or Sim-uh-tar or sim-ih-tar).
Guy1: Onoeslolz I lawsted mai skimmy!
Guy2: Onoeslolz it'z in mah heeeeaddd!
Guy3: Scimitards...
by GOLDIFRICKINLOCKS January 13, 2008
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Simptard

Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.
Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--
by slamtastic March 30, 2020
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SimpTard

"You're such a simptard"- karen
by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020
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scimitar

A curved sword originating from the Middle East used in close combat.
1. The Muslims fought with scimitars during the Crusades while the Christians used longswords.

2. The scimitar is a popular weapon choice for people who play RuneScape due to its balance between speed and power.
by aoaoa September 5, 2007
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scimitar

"...used in close combat."

As opposed to the English, who preferred to throw their swords pommel-first at the enemy.
The God-Emperor is so just dicking around with the last definer of the word 'scimitar.' Deal.
by God-Emperor April 20, 2008
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Slimetard

Is a combination of slime and retard.
Kite is a ticket slave for fraud so telus calls him a slimetard.
by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020
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scumtard

A really retarded person that's worth the scum on my shoe.
Me: You're a scumtard!
by scumtard April 24, 2005
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