Scimitard 

One who is challenged in the arts of using a Scimitar, or one who cannot pronounce scimitar (Sim-ee-tar or Sim-uh-tar or sim-ih-tar).

Guy1: Onoeslolz I lawsted mai skimmy!
Guy2: Onoeslolz it'z in mah heeeeaddd!
Guy3: Scimitards...

Scimitard by GOLDIFRICKINLOCKS January 13, 2008

Simptard 

Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.

Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--

Simptard by slamtastic March 30, 2020

SimpTard 

A simp who is also retarded

"You're such a simptard"- karen

SimpTard by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020

scimitar 

A curved sword originating from the Middle East used in close combat.

1. The Muslims fought with scimitars during the Crusades while the Christians used longswords.

2. The scimitar is a popular weapon choice for people who play RuneScape due to its balance between speed and power.

scimitar by aoaoa September 5, 2007

scimitar 

"...used in close combat."

As opposed to the English, who preferred to throw their swords pommel-first at the enemy.

The God-Emperor is so just dicking around with the last definer of the word 'scimitar.' Deal.

scimitar by God-Emperor April 20, 2008

Slimetard 

Is a combination of slime and retard.

Kite is a ticket slave for fraud so telus calls him a slimetard.

Slimetard by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020

scumtard 

A really retarded person that's worth the scum on my shoe.

Me: You're a scumtard!

scumtard by scumtard April 24, 2005