2 definitions by GOLDIFRICKINLOCKS

Top Definition

A dance very similar to the "Funky Chicken" except, you grab your right ankle with your left hand and grab the back of your head and attack!

Guy1: YO DUDE, HOW BOUT DAT ATTACK CHICKEN?
Guy2: I get myself friends by doing that.

Guy1: I shall...defeat you with my...ATTACK CHEECKEN!
Guy2: Oh no...how will I...SURVIVE?

#attack #chicken #dance #funky #song

by GOLDIFRICKINLOCKS January 05, 2008

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Scimitard

One who is challenged in the arts of using a Scimitar, or one who cannot pronounce scimitar (Sim-ee-tar or Sim-uh-tar or sim-ih-tar).

Guy1: Onoeslolz I lawsted mai skimmy!
Guy2: Onoeslolz it'z in mah heeeeaddd!
Guy3: Scimitards...

#scimitar #scimitard #jimmy #jerome #jerry

by GOLDIFRICKINLOCKS January 05, 2008

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