Slimetard

Is a combination of slime and retard.

Kite is a ticket slave for fraud so telus calls him a slimetard.

by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020

Slimetard

Person who is affiliated with slimes

Kite is poor and is frauds ticket slave he must be a slimetard

by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020

slimetard

Person who affiliates themselves regularly with slimes

Kite is poor and a support ticket slave? he must be a slimetard what a loser.

by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020

Simptard

Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.

Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--

by slamtastic March 30, 2020

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

SimpTard

A simp who is also retarded

"You're such a simptard"- karen

by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020

Slimelord

A resident of the more well to do suburbs of Australian Cities who thinks they are of a superior when actually they are born and bred in the badlands and have no claim to be classified as anything other than scum

look at that slimelord, drinking his coffee and enjoying underpants time

by sludgeking January 14, 2010