Sciencpest

"Sciencpest" (meant to sound like Scientist), noun, a Scientist who smothers the lay public with overdone Science in everyday activities and functions.

That guy over there, complaining about the labels on the coffee, is a Sciencpest.

by Just another scientist September 9, 2019

Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences

A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.

The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.

The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!

Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..

by Mandarthum September 2, 2009

ScienceTrek

The most insanely fun, amazing, academic, and BEST overall public school program in the city of Saskatoon.

Person 1: "Wow! That kid looks super cool!"
Person 2: "Yeah, well they're in ScienceTrek so I'm not surprised"

by Cool Kid Definitioner May 27, 2014

sciencestition

"Sciencestition: a belief or notion, not based on scientific method or knowledge, but rather the blind acceptance of theories, from certain fraternal 'scientists' that drink each other's proverbial bathwater."

The bloodletting of George Washington for ''inflammatory quinsy,'' a severe infection of the throat, was a sciencestition commonly practiced by doctors in 1799.

by Truthbrary July 14, 2014

Scientesticles

Testicles that are donated to science for examination.

Ya my cousin's scientesticles are gonna be put to good use.

by Kyle p33 October 5, 2017

College of Biological Sciences (CBS)

A college within the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities. Aside from what Carlson School of Management students may think, CBS is the most competitive college at the U of MN. We cure diseases and transfer genes each and every day. Enough said!

The smartest students attend the College of Biological Sciences (CBS).

by Dr. Robin Wright (Associate Dean) April 16, 2008

University of the Sciences in Philadelphia

A "prestigious" university located in University City along Woodland Avenue in Philadelphia. This school was originally the Philadelphia College of Pharmacy, but has in relatively recent times expanded to include a lot of other sciencey stuff. It is known for pharmacy, because it was the first pharmacy school in the western hemisphere. It has been called (stupidly) USiP (everyone knows you don't include prepositions in acronyms, but leave it to a science school...), USP, and just a month ago renamed USciences (USci was taken by some California school that got pissed when we tried to use it). The campus is small and compact compared to local Drexel or UPenn. There aren't ANY food trucks, which are a staple of Philly. The parties are okay, and interaction with Drexel and UPenn is good. It's not impossible to get into this school. The faculty and student body is extremely diverse. At least one of your teachers at any given time will not speak English as a first language. A good amount of the students are India/Asian, followed by white, and then black, and then a small collection of other. Most major in pharmacy and like 70% are residents. Cafeteria is lame. No distinguished sports except for rifle. (Yeah, shooting.) Gym is a required class. Colors are red and black, or officially "crimson and slate." Mascot is the devil.

Michael Smith: Hey, what college do you go to?
Shebab Patel: University of the Sciences in Philadelphia
Michael Smith: Huh?
Shebab Patel: Philadelphia College of Pharmacy
Michael Smith: Ohhh

by WildEyeJoker January 22, 2011