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Sciencepost

A hybrid of goalpost‑moving and proofposting that weaponizes the demand for “scientific proof.” The perpetrator sets an impossibly high bar—often requiring standards that are inappropriate for the field or impossible to meet—and then declares that the target’s failure to produce such “proof” demonstrates that they are unscientific, fraudulent, or delusional. Scienceposting is especially common in debates about qualitative research, indigenous knowledge, and emergent fields, where the demand for RCTs or replication is used to dismiss whole domains of inquiry.
Example: “She presented decades of observational data; he demanded a double‑blind trial. When she explained why that wasn’t feasible, he declared her work ‘unscientific.’ Sciencepost: using unrealistic standards to exclude legitimate knowledge.”
Sciencepost by Abzugal April 1, 2026
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sciencestition 

"Sciencestition: a belief or notion, not based on scientific method or knowledge, but rather the blind acceptance of theories, from certain fraternal 'scientists' that drink each other's proverbial bathwater."
The bloodletting of George Washington for ''inflammatory quinsy,'' a severe infection of the throat, was a sciencestition commonly practiced by doctors in 1799.
sciencestition by Truthbrary July 14, 2014

Sciencpest 

"Sciencpest" (meant to sound like Scientist), noun, a Scientist who smothers the lay public with overdone Science in everyday activities and functions.
That guy over there, complaining about the labels on the coffee, is a Sciencpest.
Sciencpest by Just another scientist September 9, 2019
When two scientists in the same family are lovers.
My sister and I did it for science. We are sciencests!
sciencest by LGBTMMORPG January 7, 2016

sciencetest

Person 1: hey dude how do i be a sciencetest?
Person 2: you mean a scientist
Person 1: yea
Person 2: your a fucking idiot
sciencetest by CEO of MariDonalds September 22, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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