Sciencetard 

1. Ideologically driven creationist.
2. One who does not understand the difference between science and faith.
3. One who is ignorant of scientific method.

That sciencetard things dinosaurs and men walked together 10,000 years ago.

Sciencetard by experimentum February 27, 2009

Sciencetard 

A person who worships science, the scientific method, and peer reviewed research, to the extant that they've lost all ability to think rationally or with kindness and empathy. Violently hateful towards anyone who holds religious beliefs or anyone who doubts or questions widely pushed scientific theories.

Normal person: "God bless her, she will be in Heaven smiling down on us."
Redditor: "Sky daddy doesn't exist, she cannot smile because she is dead. Mourning death is a sign of low intelligence."
Normal person: "Shut up sciencetard."

Redditor: "Vaccines are so cool, trust the science bro. I've read all the peer reviewed research, my IQ is 200."
Normal person: "Why has all the research been funded by billionaires, big pharma, and governments?"
Redditor: "You're just too stupid to understand the scientific method and peer review. I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!"
Normal person: "Sciencetard."

Sciencetard by da gooose June 2, 2024

scenetard 

1. a person devoted to whatever music/clothing style is popular in the mainstream but does not actually know why they embrace it.

2. a person who listens to screamo but calls it metal.

3. a person who is willing to pay 15 dollars or more to go see a local screamo/hardcore band but has never actually heard of the band or at least has never heard any of their music.

4. a person who believes that wearing an outfit from hot topic makes you punk rock.

5. a person who believes that the band paramore is a punk rock band.

6. a person who has compared the jonas brothers to the beatles.

7. a boy or girl who will pay $60.00 for a hoodie and then only wear it once.

8. a girl who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.

9. a guy who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.

10. a kid who believes their problems are worse than everyone elses even though they live in an upper middle class home and have a a television, stereo, and at least one current video game system all in their rooms.

11. a person that mis spells words on purpose and/ or uses caps in the wrong places.

1) I don't know why I like it, all my friends do so I guess I do too. wow, your such a scenetard.

2) yeah man, the devil wears prada is more metal than pantera. dude shut the fuck up you stupid scenetard.

3) I don't know this band, but all my friends are going so I will go too. way to follow the crowd you scenetard.

4) wow, this $30.00 hello kitty shirt is so punk rock. it would be more punk rock if you killed yourself you stupid scenetard.

5) I love paramore. their singer has dyed red hair, they are SO punk! No they are not scenetard.

6)I swear. nick is so CUTE!!!!! they are like the next beatles or something! said the scenetard.

7) this hoodie is so cute!!!!! but it doesn't go with anything I have. oh well, I will just wear it out the store. waste your parents money some more scenetard.

8) wow, that guy is so hawt! your a scenetard.

9) wow, that guy is so HAWT! you are also a scenetard.

10) I can't believe my girl dumped me. aw man. I'm gonna go play xbox and forget about my problems while I look up porn off of my laptop with a high speed internet connection.
why don't you go jack off somewhere else you scentard in a scenetard way.

11) omg thAt gUY Es sOOOooooO HAwT!!! and he SOunDs so BROOTAL!!! use spell check you scenetard.

scenetard by i9incher August 15, 2009

ScienceTrek 

The most insanely fun, amazing, academic, and BEST overall public school program in the city of Saskatoon.

Person 1: "Wow! That kid looks super cool!"
Person 2: "Yeah, well they're in ScienceTrek so I'm not surprised"

ScienceTrek by Cool Kid Definitioner May 27, 2014

scientard 

A person who lacks any sort of social skills after consumimg themselves in their research.

'Any good banter at your work?'

'Bah, its rubbish! Its full of scientards.'

scientard by mussels83 December 25, 2007

scientard 

A fervent practitioner of Scientology, to the point of being annoying.

That stupid scientard tried to convert me.

scientard by Tinrobot January 30, 2008

scenetards

A word to negatively call a scene kid. It is a compound word of the two terms "scene kid" and "retard", as scene kids are retarded.

Did you see all the scenetards at the Death Before Dying On A Twisted River That's Bleeding show?

scenetards by Audrey Will Kick Your Ass November 7, 2006