Schwoogler 

A comically long way of telling some one they are schwooging

man jim is such a big Schwoogler he needs schwooging so much at parties

Schwoogler by moistcarpet April 15, 2024

middle schooler

A young person between the ages of 10-14, give or take.

Also the beginning stages of puberty, so expect your sweet little elementary schooler to begin changing in the most horrible of ways. Most middle schoolers will struggle with puberty, some more than others. Most give in to their hormones and act with carnal instinct, becoming obnoxious foul-mouthed babies with no respect for anyone-- this is due to the fact that they are confused and have absolutely no idea what to do with all of these new emotions and are trying to compensate this "weakness" by acting like brats.

Other middle schoolers at most will develop some lip, but are able to control their urges. When they go into high school they are generally more prepared to deal with high school, which is to be described almost as a breeding ground.

Middle schoolers are NOT to be confused with highschoolers. Middle schoolers are still in the "opening" stage of adulthood, whereas highschoolers are rushing through the "blooming" stage and "settling" stage. Middle schoolers are very experimental as they begin trying to find their identities, not knowing that identities are not found but developed.

Specimen A:

BEFORE Tony became a middle schooler, he was a very polite little boy who loved to share his toys.

AFTER Tony became a middle schooler, he grew out his hair and kept it greasy, dressed in black, talked back to teachers, talked about sex and harassed girls without actually knowing anything about sex, watches rated R movies and says things to purposely breaks his parents hearts. Lies about things he likes to impress other boys. And girls. Deep inside is still that polite little boy who loves to share his toys.

Specimen B:

BEFORE middle school, Maria likes to help people and read books.

AFTER middle school, Maria wears skanky clothes and hangs out with lots of boys and talks about boys, she also has a million best friends and newfound sisters and also lies about what she likes to please other boys and girls. Deep inside is that sweet girl that loves to help people and make people smile, and read a good book once in a while.

middle schooler by iAnomaly January 22, 2011

Middle schooler

they make cringey tiktoks

Middle schooler: and now to upload my not cringey video

Middle schooler by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! December 4, 2019

schwogger

One who annoys other people by becoming obsessive over anything.

That F@#$ing Schwogger won't quit looking at porn again!! That's the eighth time today and its only 11am!!!

schwogger by popdizzle September 7, 2006

schwoogies 

Derogatory term used to describe the blax. Gained popularity when a Philly radio show led by Kidd Chris repeatedly played a song by Lady Gash referencing schwoogies. Kidd Chris and the other members involved in the incident were terminated two months later after an "investigation." Here are the lyrics to said song:

Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet it's a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles.

schwoogies by fennec2009 May 21, 2008

Schwigler 

One who generaly sucks at life, and tends to smoke low grade marijuna.

Dude, John Ashcroft is such a schwigler.

Schwigler by Kently March 18, 2005

high schoolerish

saying things or acting in a manner that was acceptable while you were attending high school, but now is not so acceptable.

Anna kept using LOL in her messages and I thought that was so high schoolerish.

high schoolerish by SierraStud February 17, 2009